On this episode of: Me.
So, if you haven’t tweeted, snapped, dm’d, texted, called, posted a pic on Instagram, sacrificed yourself, or just simply told me Happy Birthday yet — I forgive you. But there are a few things I want to say because, this year I have decided to give a gift to everyone important to me instead of asking for something from you.
I’m warning you because I love you.
All the things I found in Nice. (Mainly just the second one.)
I have developed a fool proof diet and the only rule is, you eat whatever the fuck you want. Before I left for Paris, I limited my intake of grains to basically none. Flash forward, and I eat at least two types of grains a day and I’ve lost 15 pounds since moving here. I walk wherever I go, and haven’t had soda since I left the US, and I’m so fucking happy. I love any place that will make me thin without even trying.