Shaving Face 2k18

If I ran for President of these United States, this would be the platform.

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Underprepared and Overwhelmed

I’m graduating in three months, so naturally, I’m convinced doom is imminent.

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A Greasy Guide

While trying to figure out which of the 7 deadly sins best represents who we are, Aphrodite said with WAY too much certainty that mine was gluttony. After a thorough denial period of being completely offended, I’ve decided to capitalize on this sin of mine. When I crave food, it is always this kind of food: undeniably bad for me, inarguably delicious. If this sounds like you, too, hit up one of these 4 spots in NYC to satiate that hunger and then hate yourself the next day :). 

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Self Love Is Hard, Who Knew?

I think we all know by now that fulfillment is a topic constantly occupying my brain, and at this moment in my life, this concept is inextricably linked to self-love. We hear when we’re growing up that “confidence is attractive” and if you don’t have it, you could just “fake it until you make it.” I have problems with these statements already: 1) the concept that confidence is for other people and not yourself already pushes you to be confident for the wrong reasons (attractiveness) instead of the right reasons (happiness), and 2) it’s so hard to pretend to be confident when you don’t have confidence. If it wasn’t, everyone would go around walking like Beyonce. And in case you haven’t been outside lately, they do not.

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New Year, New Faves

I spent the greater part of January padding around my home in Connecticut being an all around sloth TBH. But it wasn’t a total waste of time, because I’ve compiled a list of all of my favorite things I used and/or experienced this month for your perusal! Dive in folks.  Continue reading

One at a Time

This may be an unpopular opinion, but I think multitasking is the worst. The worst for you, the worst for your work, the worst for your fun. It’s probably the bane of our existence. You may now be thinking, “How melodramatic can one person be?” and I’m here to show you, VERY. 

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A Cup of Covfefe

As told by me and based only on my opinion.

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