The Art of Lipcare

An act overlooked by the general public.

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Third Time’s the Charm

After they take you home… you make some Midnight Memories. (They’re telling a very specific story with these album titles.)

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YouTube Is Still The Shit

YouTube has always been my favorite social networking site, ever since my middle-school self accidentally stumbled upon a makeup tutorial while searching for a Taylor Swift music video (different times). Although it has changed a lot, and not necessarily for the better (*ahem* the Paul Brothers *ahem*), here are some of my fave YouTubers who still make it feel like the real deal. Continue reading

You’ve Got Mail (cliché)

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New Year, New Faves

I spent the greater part of January padding around my home in Connecticut being an all around sloth TBH. But it wasn’t a total waste of time, because I’ve compiled a list of all of my favorite things I used and/or experienced this month for your perusal! Dive in folks.  Continue reading

Are You Beat for the Gods?

I shouldn’t call it a routine because I do my makeup once a month but when I think a photo will be taken of my face these are the precautions I take to insure I look flawless in every photo.

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Hollywood Feminists Ain’t Shit

With all disrespect, you know what I am talking about.

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