who are we?

IMG_1792We’re two college students living in New York City (except Aphro is the lucky bitch currently studying abroad in Paris, France). We’re pretty sure you’ll enjoy what we have to say, so that’s why we started this *essential* website. Here you can laugh, cry, think, buy, eat, hate, love—we promise we won’t judge you, we’re just as much of a clusterfuck as you are.

👑 Aphrodite: Is a bitch and a Gemini, loves memes

👽 Brittany: Is not a bitch, is an alien

But overall, who are we? We don’t really know, and that’s okay.